Sane ramblings of a VERY insane man

The English have done it again. One more British fellow has come around, knocking on Dubai’s doors, declaring that McDonald should be boycotted and banned. Does he not realise that many others have trod the same path in an attempt to send McDonald to whence it came from? Although, I am not entirely sure myself where that is. All I can recall from the plaques that they put up in every McDonald is that it was started by two brothers who did not have anything better to do. In some small hick town, I presume. As you can see, I am not the greatest fan of McDonald’s.

Moving on, it seems that Prince Charles came to Dubai and actually told the newspapers that something should be done about McDonalds. Now is that not interesting? I say that because as I recall from an excerpt printed from some person’s blog, Prince Charles himself owns some factory where they produce food that contains MORE calories than McDonald’s meals. I did not even know that was possible, but, there it is.

It would also seem that Prince Charles actually cares about peoples’ health, and thrives on organic food, again how that is possible I am not sure. However, I have to admit that he is a very shrewd fellow. Obviously, McDonald dominates the “calories” and fat people market; therefore, he is trying to put them out of business. Smart fellow this Charlie, and very shrewd. Like a little mouse. Rather, is that supposed to be fox? Oh, so is that why the damn Britishers hunt down the foxes? It would seem that they are afraid of being outwitted and taken over by the little cute doggies.

In addition to that, who is this Charlie really? So he’s the Prince of Whales. Why would anyone really want to be the Prince of Whales? I would rather be the Prince of Wales. Oh, I made a funny. Damn you readers, laugh I say, laugh. I am actually thinking of what else to write at this point, and my mind draws a blank. All I can think of is Prince Charles and his monkey ears. Then again, most of these politicians look like that. Their daddies should not have been allowed to have monkeys as pets. After all, an idle mind is the Devil’s workshop. Hail the Prince of Darkness. Now he’s one prince who won’t be calling for a ban on McDonald anytime soon.

Continuing with this pointless article, or essay, whatever you might wish to call it, I think that it is time to stop this jibber jabber so as not to insult the wrong people. I am sorry Prince Charles; you know that we all love you. It is necessary to say that, because I do not want to wake up tomorrow with an airplane sticking out of my house. Yes Mr. British. I blame you for that as well. Ask me what else I blame you for. Go on ask me.

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As I always say, my essays and stuff are not written to offend or any such thing. I just write them as a means of entertainment. Heck! The views contained in this essay aren't even mine. lOl. Therefore no offense to British people, McDonalds, Prince Charles & people who love Prince Charles. Not that many of the latter, but better safe than sorry :)

What is Time? Time is not a physical state. It can not be seen or felt. Time is just an endless flow of the past, the present and the future. It shapes itself around us, rendering us helpless to happiness, sorrow, victory, loss and to the inevitable pain. When Time moves in, we are forced to accept its existence and to accept whatever it has in store for us. We are made to accept the good with the bad.

Time is an ally, as well as an enemy. It is the most dangerous of all unseen forces. It contains our greatest fears and our greatest desires. It manipulates us like puppets, making us vulnerable to whatever it commands. Time is everlasting. It was there long before the evolution of mankind.

It is eternity in itself. It preceded the human race, and it will still be there when mankind and animalkind alike cease to exist and fade into oblivion, into non-existence.